Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Precoce actress - Lindsay Lohan

It seems that this dude is blind - he is dating a precoce (and very ugly) actress, Lindsay Lohan. Does he know that she was using substance and her skin is DEADLY WHITE? She looks like a 70-years old hag with an enormous number of frackles.

Is he a blind dumb?

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Twin towers: Wes Bentley and Jake Gyllenhaal

They have the same eyes and I often mistake which one of them plays the movie I actually watch. Shame, they should be more distinctive. They are one of a dozen...


Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Skinny legged actress: Meghan Markle #4

That is just sad that poor Mike has to accept this bone-legged girl as his bride-to-be. She definitely should do some excersise to make her legs thicker.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Untalented actress: Patricia Arquette

I recently watched a few episodes of CSI: Cyber (which is a joke, but later about that), and the main role is played by Patricia Arquette.

She is very untalented, she speaks like she reads a story book. Boring. And also, I can't take her seriously with her funny teeth. I don't understand how she could be given an Oscar.

She has great boobs, though.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Twin towers: Nick Nolte and Gary Busey

They are 100% brothers. Even the droopy eye is mutual. Fortunately I didn't see many movies of them.


Sunday, May 4, 2014

Actress with huge ears: Emily Browning

I'm watching Pompeii and I'm shocked of how ugly the woman "protagnoist" is. When I first saw her, I thought, they were joking.
She has a face shaped by an axe (check the wide cheekbones) and her EARS ARE HUGE. And when the "slave" stands next to her, she easily clouds Emily's "beauty".
Just check it. Who would you think to be the female protagonist?




Saturday, May 3, 2014

Overrated "beauty" with moles: Jennifer Lawrence

There is no week without an article about how Jennifer Lawrence has astonished everybody, and how she was a beauty and everything she does was marvellous.
I think her talent and "beauty" is overrated. As an actress, I acknowledge her performance but I am not shocked by her so called "beauty".
She often wears highly cleavaged cloths and perhaps she thinks it is good for her but when I see her half-naked I can't see her figure or face as I see her ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF BIG MOLES around her boobs or face. It really takes away the joy.
And really the sexiest woman on Earth with a body FULL OF MOLES? You gotte be kidding. Compare a sexy body to Jennifer's and tell me she is the hottest: