Showing posts with label ugly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ugly. Show all posts

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Huge-headed girl: Mackenzie Lintz

I watch Under the Dome and one of the main characters has this HUGE head: Lintz. She looks like she has waterhead. Isn't that dangerous? Her neck can be hurting.
And her given name? Mackenzie? Isn't that a family name from Ireland? :)
In my country, we celebrate names throughout the year and it is regulated what name a person can wear. We can't name people after dogs (Rusty? Really?) or out of thy sky names (Macaualalay Culkin? Was her mother high? :D )


Sunday, April 21, 2013

Actress dating her father's age: Rosamund Pike

I believe you all know Rosamund Pike, the sexy 34 years old actress. I just saw her in the movie Jack Reacher, she was very good. I wondered who she was married to, so I googled it. Then came the shock....
She is dating a man who could be her father AND he looks like a homeless, skinny hobo. Is she blind? Or her father never loved her? Why does a sexy woman like her undergo to a hobo like that Uniacke guy? She could choose anyone better and with a better age. Shame...

Friday, October 26, 2012

Bad mixture of bloodlines: Dichen Lachman

I watch Last Resort, and the actress playing Tani is Dichen Lachman.
I learned she has Nepalian and Australian ancestors.
But how could she inherit the worst of both bloodlines? :D
She has very-very long horse face with a huge nose (comes from the Australian line, I presume) and Asian squinty eyes which makes her look like a terrified Asian skunk :)
Poor girl, she is very unattractive. Sorry for her...

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Skinny girl with WIDE shoulders: Brit Morgan

Recently watched the first episode of the 10th season of Two and a Half Men, and this girl was in it. Check her shoulders :) Wider than a man's shoulder. I hate skinny girls who are wider than men. Why is she so wide? Weightlifting? :)
I marked where her shoulders should end. Twice the size of it!


Sunday, August 19, 2012

Unmatched ears: Ginnifer Goodwin

Recently I watched the series called Once upon a time. One of the main characters is played by Ginnifer Goodwin (parents couldn't agree upon Jennifer or...Giselle? :).
She has unmatched ears: her right ear is cauliflower ear. YET, she playes the whole series with short hair. Who on Earth has thought that showing those ears make her appealing?? She has flappy ears and they're even unmatched, the wors combination ever.
Girls: ugly ears can be HIDDEN by LONG HAIR... Remember this... Gosh...

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Ugliest sportsmen: wrestlers

Just check out the image. IS IT WORTH? Who thinks that this is a handsome man? Wrestlers ruin their youth (and life). No living girl would want to touch the hideous ear. Would he ever find a girl? Poor fella.
Congratulations to the brainless inventors...

A man's eyebrows: Lily Collins

Seriously? That's a man's eyebrow. I know that natural look is a good thing but there should be a limit. Those eyebrows belong to a man. It is not feminine, not natural, it's ugly. I bet she has dark hair on her arms and legs (not to mention other fur...)
Girls, please tell her: she looks like a man :D  This is a brush, not a woman's gaze.



That's a sexy eyebrows:

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Flappy ears and pointy chin: Kristen Stewart

Who thinks that Kirsten (or Kirstreen or Kristrien or something) is attractive? People have no eyes? She's got flappy ears and a chin so pointy one could kill with it :D She has a face expression that she would jump and bite the throat :)
And now she cheated on her boyfriend. Great lady :D

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Cross-eyed actress: Brenda Strong

It always bothers me when an actress who has to express strong feelings can't be taken as supposed to  because of her cross-eyed asymmetry.
Like Brenda Strong. She is a great actress yet her cross-eyed face distracts attention whenever she is visible. Why can't rich actresses take a surgery to correct their eyes with laser?? It is 5 minutes and ultra safe.
On this picture she is supposed to be dramatic and sad. Yet, I can only laugh as her face looks funny with eyes facing opposite directions :)

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Clown character in action series?

Recently I watched the action series called Strike Back. It's about SAS actions around the globe, with no jokes or such. Everything is about guns and actions and killing people.
Though, it has a character who looks like a clown. He's got flappy ears and round nose :D How so? Every character is supposed to emphasize the "we've got balls" attitude and then there is such a comic character. And he plays a frequent role. Whose idea was this? Such a blow. Look at this picture. Two manly men, looking serious...and there is a clown on the left who makes me laugh :) Too bad. He definietly was the English casting director's friend...




Friday, July 6, 2012

Two ugly American presenters in Mythbusters

Sometimes I watch Mythbusters, the popular series about proving or disproving urban legends. Although I enjoy the show itself, I can't ignore the two presenters' look...
Do they have mothers? They should've done something about that...
Why does Jaime Heynameynaham have a beard like a dog fur? It makes him look like he had eaten something very furry. And that hat...OMG. Who wears such a lame hat? Soldier-wannabes? :) Soldiers with glasses? LOL :) He looks like he tried to put on everything he had found in his dad's garage...and he never smiles (luckily)
And the ginger guy. Adam (Sandler) Savage. He is very unlucky. He is ginger (bad luck), he is getting gray (ginger and gray together...blowing your mind) and that old glasses... he looks like and old storyteller.
Someone has paid lots of money to keep them on screen. Too bad, they couldn't find to average looking Americans...

Look at them: dust and no dignity :)


Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Cross-eyed actress: Uma Thurman

I watched a couple of times that Schweppes commercial with Uma, and always wondered how she could see as her eyes are facing totally opposite directions. I marked where her left eye's sight direction should be (green). I think, she is weird.

Check the commercial here:

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Wrestlers' ugly ears

I just watched a youtube video. There is a wrestler (so called MMA uber-fighter), who has a very unappealing head. Tell me, why is it good to be a "famous" wrestler when you get a head with cauliflower ears like that? Is it sexy? Is it manly? I'd be rather soft and good looking than strong, full with testosterone and having cauliflower ears. Who throws away the hunt for girls as a normal guy and wants to be sweat and wrestle other men?? They got beat up noses and crumbled ears as a result. Is it worth?